Join us for a journey deep into the psyche of Captain Sensible..
There are many things that you might think would haunt One Direction's Liam Payne but forget being chased by a gang of spoons or not having time to make his bed in the morning because when it comes to bed time, it's visions of naked playtime that feature in Captain Sensible's dreams.
Despite all their success, apparently the lads have been having a few nightmares lately and more often than not, they seem to be based around thinking they are back at school, having never been famous at all.
"I had a dream that I woke up in maths like that. I've never had a dream where I felt famous," Harry told the Sun.
While the mere idea of One Direction never existing makes us want to sit in the corner and rock back and forth in the fetal position, we are slightly concerned about the type of things that seem to be going on in Liam's usually very sensible head.
"I dream of being back at school a lot and have been naked a few times," he explained.
Well that seems fairly standard, or at least it might if he hadn't had something else to add.
"And I have been in the park, naked on a climbing frame."
We think he means in his dream, but frankly it all sounds a little bit terrifying. Next thing you know he'll be dreaming about cooking spag bol in nude. Talk about a health and safety hazard!
But what do you think about all this? Can you sympathise with Liam's scary dreams?
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