We'd expect nothing less from Captain Sassypants.
There are certain things we expect the One Direction boys to splash out on, now that they're RIDICULOUSLY rich and all.
Expensive cars, luxury houses and as many jelly beans as they can eat, for example, are all pretty normal purchases.
Louis Tomlinson, however, has gone and bought a football team.
Yep, Luigi is now the proud owner of The Three Horseshoes, his hometown pub football team, after news reached his delicate little ears that the lads couldn't afford a new kit.
Some might have simply presented the team with new uniforms, but not Captain Sassypants, oh no - he went ahead and bought THE ENTIRE TEAM.
A source told The Sun: "Before Louis auditioned on The X Factor he played for the local pub side with a few of his pals"
"The team were struggling to get a new kit together for the new season, and it filtered back to Louis.
"He decided to put his hand in his pocket as long as he can be called the owner and get the odd game when One Direction's diary allows."
We imagine that The Three Horseshoes squad will suddenly find they have just a FEW more fans when Luigi takes to the pitch.
"He has sorted a really smart set of Nike strips and has even arranged a sponsor - Yorkshire Tea," the source added.
"They will have the best kit in the league and no shortage of tasty brews at half time in the cold winter months."
Sheesh, what's next? Zayn buying a chain of hairdressers, perhaps? Niall TAKING OVER Nando's?