That's a headline we never thought we'd write.
Which explains why he was spotted running around Primrose Hill dressed in a bodysuit that made it look like he'd been SKINNED ALIVE.
It's the face, the face is the worst bit. *shudder*
Tom-foolery - yes that's right TOM FOOLERY - like this does not impress us Harry Styles. We have a delicate nature, and will probably have nightmares for weeks now.
Haz and Grimmers were hanging out on Primrose Hill with a group of friends when the 'incident' occurred.
An onlooker told The Sun: “One minute Harry was wearing his trademark T-shirt and jeans, the next he was wearing the suit and running up and down the hill. He looked like Freddy Krueger.
“Grimmy was taking pictures and roaring with laughter.”
Yeah, while everyone else ran screaming for the hills, we imagine.
Still, it is one way of avoiding all those potential cougars out there, ey, Haz? You might want to take the beanie off first though, it's a bit of a giveaway.
What do you think of Hazzy's latest look?