Hazza doesn't think he's cool enough to flirt
If you believe everything you read in the papers, it's easy enough to think that a certain Mr Harry Styles has bedded more ladies than we've had cheese pasties this year alone - but apparently he's not too confident in his flirting techniques, despite inevitable reassurance from Luigi T.
"Louis says I’m a good flirt," Harry told Top Of The Pops magazine. WELL OBVIOUSLY. We can imagine Louis offering himself as a flirt-guinea-pig for Harry to test out his advances on, and offering him a shoulder (or lap) to cry on when Hazza gets self-conscious or paranoid.
"But I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt – and I don’t think I’m very cool!"
It seems like most of the female population of the world would disagree with that El Stylo - you don't seem to be doing *too* shabbily for yourself.
But if this (33 seconds in) is how you compliment a woman's 'assets', we can see how there might be a problem.
Harry went on to say that even if his supposedly crap flirting has worked on a gal-pal, he doesn't even want them to let on that they're interested, and he'd actually prefer to be turned down at first.
"I think it’s attractive when someone turns you down," he revealed.
"You don’t want someone to say yes straight away."
Well of COURSE you're gonna think you're crap at flirting if you've already said you like people to turn you down, they're probably doing it as a backwards seduction technique.
Really, this is all a lot more complex than it needs to be *facepalms*.
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