It’s because Zayn gets sad when they die…
We know that there is a gaggle of celebrities out there who like to say they’re responsible for One Direction forming and to most of them we say “BLAH, BLAH, BLAAAHHH.” Apart from Nicole Scherzinger who actually did help to put them together; to her we say “Nice one, love.”
However despite being instrumental in 1D’s conception the boys still haven’t sent Scherzy any flowers.
“Those little buggers, I have not even received flowers yet from them, I’m waiting!” said Zayn’s twin at the X Factor press launch.
Oh come on boys, how hard is it to get on Interflora and send a pot plant… or a love fern? OH GOD, YOU SHOULD SEND HER A LOVE FERN.
Despite being a bit narked that she hasn’t received any flora or fauna, Nicole is happy to see that the boys aren’t doing too badly now.
“It’s crazy to see how massive they are, they just performed at the Olympics and it seems like just yesterday they were auditioning.”
Next we’d like to see Nicole reform Pussycat Dolls with 1D. God, that would be The Sassy One’s spiritual calling.