Men squirting ‘Arrah in the face? God lord.
Scapers, just because Harry Styles’ Range Rover is the ultimate super-sexy lurve-mobile and carries an endless list of hot women in its passenger seat, it does not, we repeat *does not* protect Hazza from being squirted in the face by other men.
The One Direction stud muffin opened up to Scott Mills about his “degrading” water pistol ordeal that occurred last week.
“I was driving through London and these two guys pulled up next to me at the traffic lights and squirted me in the face,” he revealed, shuddering as he remembered the moment water went in his eye.
“It was the weirdest thing. They were like these two grown men… I felt so degraded afterwards.”
Oh Hazza, you poor dear thing getting bullied by those mean grown-ups.
Now come here and let us comfort you while we do everything in our power not to make jokes about men squirting in your face.
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