No badgers were harmed in the making of this article
If you cast your minds back a couple of weeks, you might remember Zayn Malik arriving back in the UK after the VMAs and hobbling through customs on a pair of crutches.
At the time we heard all sorts of rumours, but from noodle based explosions to incidents involving extreme sports, it turns out that it might actually have had more to do with Justin Bieber being a bit of a bad influence on his One Direction pal.
We know it's been a couple of weeks since it all happened, but we at the time we were pretty fearful for the future of Zayn's blossoming dancing career. But luckily the Biebs has been on hand to reassure us of what really happened.
"He was actually at my house and we were skateboarding, in LA," Justin told Key103.
"We were skateboarding and Alfredo [Flores] and him were at my house before I got there and they were skateboarding and he rolled his ankle or something like that on the half pipe. I felt bad."
Obviously not bad enough to find out the nitty gritty details though. It doesn't sound like he did a slow motion run to Zayn's side before offering some mouth to mouth, that's for sure.
Err, the Biebs has his own private skate park in his back garden? That definitely beats the overgrown patch of nettles and family of badgers we've got living in ours.
So what do you think of Zayn's injury? Was it as rock 'n' roll as you were hoping for?