A tale dedicated to perished trousers
Much like a deviant, Liam Payne ripped his trousers in front of thousands of people and didn’t do anything about it.
We believe an “ovaries everywhere” would be appropriate right now.
Speaking to Top of the Pops about the fateful One Direction gig, le Paynis said: “That was the funniest moment ever! It was in front of 19,000 people and we had to walk through the audience, too! I had to sing two full songs before I could change.”
Liam isn’t the only one who tears his trousers and exposes himself to young girls, Louis Tomlinson bloody does it constantly.
“Louis rips them all the time,” Liam said, wincing at the memory of the wrinkled flesh. “I think he just wears them too tight.”
Sasquatch wears what Sasquatch wants, you know that, LPaz.
Have you ever seen a 1D trouser rip? Was it better than seeing a unicorn sipping from a lake with a mermaid?