Firearms, theft and indecent exposure? Um, wholesome...
We may think that One Direction are so sweet that butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths and angels sleep in their hair (no, really), but the boys have a dark side. DUN, DUNNN, DUUUNNNNN.
Speaking to a US radio station, The Bradford Bad Boi revealed: “I once got in trouble for having a BB gun at school. I didn’t shoot anyone, I just had it." Oh you didn’t shoot anyone? We’re so reassured you didn’t think that was just a given.
He added: “It wasn’t even mine but I got done for having an imitation firearm.”
It was then Nialler’s turn to confess the trouble he got into at his strict Roman Catholic boys’ school.
“I maybe stole something when I was at school, like stuff off a friend,” he said.
“I was not a bad boy but I got suspended for two days for general messing about. I talked too much, which probably got me in trouble.”
(Note to the rest of 1D: Do not leave belongings unattended when Niall is around.)
Finally Tomlinator revealed his crime: “I once got suspended for a week for getting my bum out at a school performance of Grease.”
Why are we not surprised?
So there you have it, your favourite band are a bunch of criminals and hooligans. Maybe Liam Payne and Harry Styles should leave and start a duo, they can be like MK1 or Jedward.