This lot just can’t keep their wands in...
While the thought of anyone in District3 getting naked fills us with a kind of excitement we shouldn’t be writing about, there is one member in particular who likes to feel the cool air on his balls a little more often than others. Well, when he’s drunk at least.
“As soon as he’s drunk he’s like a different Micky, he changes completely. He likes getting naked... I’ve got far too many pictures of him when he’s just fallen asleep on top of his bed naked.”
Beautiful, awesome and all words like that.
“I’ve got a video of Micky running around naked,” added Dan Ferrari-Lane.
Fazza Lazza, we’ll pay you in Haribo and pillows shaped like Jordan’s boobs if you give us this video. You know you want to.
We’d like to make some kind of comment now about getting Micky Parsons drunk so we can see his dingaling, but we feel that might make us seem like sexual deviants.
Oh to hell with it... Micky, join us out in the lash sometime soon, yeah; we want to see your dingaling.
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