Oh sixth member of One Direction, tell us who you are...
One Direction have been out and about in LA loads recently, and don’t get us wrong, it’s always good to see the boys faces, it is.
However there is now a new man in our lives, someone who makes us feel safe when we look at him, and who we want to climb on in a non-sexual way.
BIG BEARDY MAN.
"Sorry Zayn, kid. My tattoos are way manlier than yours. I did them myself. With a knife."
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