It’s a scary world out there when you’re Zayn...


A day in the life of Zayn Malik is a tough one, punctuated with constant fear and paranoia. Many think he’s simply pouting because he admires a strong Blue Steel, but no. Oh no.

We have foolishly been mistaken, as the One Direction singer's “Look at me, I’m fit” pose is actually, “AGH, OH MY GOD HELP, I’M TERRIFIED OF EVERYTHING BUT STILL NEED MY FACE TO LOOK HOT.”

ZAYN MALIK

Seriously, Zayn is scared of everything. Don’t believe us? CLICK NEXT to take a leaf through our comprehensive guide to The Many Fears of Zayn Jawaad Malik.