Helpfully he's even named it
Forget shoving photographers and singing about fondue because Justin Bieber has done the unthinkable: he's grown a moustache. We're not talking artfully shaped Craig David style facial hair or even a full on Gandalf beard, but a proper bum fluff style tache that is just asking to be touched.
We'll happily volunteer as Tribute, just FYI.
To be honest we'd never seen the Biebs as the beardy type, but apparently that's what he's into these days and he debuted his new friend by posting a pile of selfies on Instagram.
"Growin out the stash lol," he said. [sic]
This is no LOL-ing matter, El Biebatron, we've got serious bum fluff to talk about. Luckily he's a pretty helpful individual and has even given his furry friend a name, just in case we were having difficulty telling him and it apart. Not that we were, ahem.
Posting another snap, he added: "And Rick my stash."
The tache has had mixed reviews on Instagram, ranging from a short and simple "Eww," to the more comprehensive, "Hashtag holyshit this is like your best selfie ever can I lick yo' face." [sic]
We're giving it an eight out of 10 for effort. It doesn't make up for the loss of Pac (RIP), but we'd still quite like to stroke it.