THERE IS A GOD.
It's been ages since we've had new topless One Direction to perv, drool and squeal over - but all our prayers have finally been answered as a video of Liam Payne SANS CLOTHING has emerged on the interweb in what proves to be 23 seconds of pure, unadulterated joy.
The Paynis has been chilling on a boat in Oslo with his pal Andy Samuels, who's only gone and shared the momentous occasion with the entire world in the form of a cheeky Keek vid. A-Samz - we cannot thank you enough for your selflessness and generosity.
The clip sees the lads aboard some kind of fancy yacht thing, with Liam's little mini-quiff wafting about in the wind as he dons a pair of aviators and looks generally buff Brummie ting. Oh, and did we mention that his upper body is TOTALLY NAKED AND RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL?
Unfortch, after proclaiming "Yes, Norway", Andy decides to give us a summary of events (they're "on a boat, chillin'", if you hadn't gathered) and takes the camera off Liam's fine form. But whatever, we're treasuring those first 17 seconds and that, friends, can never be taken away. Check out the vid below.
Seriously, someone hold us or something. Have you ever witnessed such sunkissed perfection? Cue us looking back through this gallery of 1D's best topless moments and doing absolutely no work. Ugh, those boys do very funny things to us. Oh, and here's a shirtless Instagram snap. Because this piece of groundbreaking journalism wasn't perfect enough already.
What do you reckon? Speechless? Please don't be...we kinda wanna hear what you've gotta say after this vid.