It's the new 'How are you?'


There are some really big, really important questions in the world. Y'know the sort of thing we mean. 'Can I have some money, Mum?' 'RPatz, if I kiss you right on the lips, will you take out a restrainming order?' etc etc. But at the moment, there's only one question we're asking in the Sugarscape office*, and that is 'Can you tell the difference between John and Edward?'

So we ask you this: Can YOU tell the difference between John and Edward? Have you noticed a little birth mark on one of their cute little cheeks? A dance move that they do slightly differently ('three seconds after the other one' doesn't count)? Or does one of their quiffs have a slight leftward lean? Tell us what you've spotted. Oh, and tell them what you think of them while you're at it. WE LOVE TALKING ABOUT X FACTOR.

*This counts as work. So please please don't tell our boss on us.