All our friends keep asking why we're not arounddd (it's 'cause we're watching this on repeat soz)
Okay, we're gonna be totally honest with you here - after 5 Seconds of Summer premiered their Amnesia lyric video last month, we weren't even sure our ovaries could physically cope with more punk rock perfection. Seriously, we'd never been that attracted to boys with writing on their faces since someone wrote 'COCK' on Percy from the postroom's forehead after the office Christmas party.
But then - last night - Ashton, Calum, Michael and Luke decided to send us into a massive fangirly mess as they premiered their new single's proper music video. And it's safe to say that, about 1745 views later, we're really not fine at all. Why? BECAUSE THIS:
1. The fact it's basically the history of 5SOS.
2. GO HOME ASHTON UR DRUNK. YOU USED TO BE PROFESSIONAL.
3. Every time Mikey looks like an actual human puppy dog.
4. Cal-Pal waving his banana about like he just don't curr. In a trolley.
5. Luke Hemmings getting his Twinkie out. Again, in a trolley.
7. The bit where it all goes all Beauty and a Beat.
8. Luke playing with his balls.
9. Just the fact that when Irwie smiles it looks like this.
10. Michael just being all YOLO BITCHES YEAH I SWAG IT ON A CAR BONNET AND WHAT
11. Luke and Calum re-enacting our daily breakfast routine.
12. The way his hair dances in the breeze.
13. This bit.
14. It's Michael Clifford underwater. It's every dream we've ever had realised. He's a mermaid.
15. The snacking situation in general.
Let's watch it and sob into a pack of mini sausage rolls, shall we?
MAKE UP RUNNING DOWN OUR FACE.
What d'ya reckon, then? Still obsessed with the video? Comments please, you lot.