Balaclava injuries, escaped gerbils and other likely inspirational moments
With a list of celeb boyfriensds longer than our annual A3 folder of gift suggestions sent off to Santa, it's probably not surprising that people often assume Taylor Swift is naming and shaming exes in her music.
But forget comparing her choices of hat to Harry Styles' beanie, or rating Jake Gyllenhaal's indie music choices as so much cooler than hers because we have stumbled on the TRUTH behind her supposedly heartbroken music videos.
Probably not, but there's always a possibility and our suggestions do involve escaped gerbils, balaclava accidents, terrible dye jobs and fancying machinery.
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