We're talking mum shirts, nip slips and Drunk Direction.
In case it'd sliped your mind, we're just here to remind you that the biggest event in the world ever is happening tonight. Yup, the BRIT Awards are very much happening in a matter of hours, and we've spend the entire day shaking, crying and generally flailing about the office in a ball of giddiness.
Now we all know a bit of controversy ALWAYS goes down at the bash, and we've decided this is exactly what we want to happen this eve. Behold our ten must-happen moments of the BRITs 2k13, featuring Kanye-cutting, drunk Direction boys and approximately zero Emeli Sande. Soz.
1. Mumshirt and Sons
It's exactly what it says on the tin. One Direction open the show top perform Comic Relief smash One Way Or Another. Avec Foxy Coxy and all the 1D mums. WEARING THEIR MOMMA'S SHIRTS, y'all. Louis can also wear a skirt.
2. NICK GRIMSHAW SPOTTED KISSING HARRY STYLES BACKSTAGE-type drama.
Yup, we haven't had much of the romance front at the BRITs in recent years, so now's the perfect time for some kind of Grimmy/Hazza/probably Cara Delevingne backstage romp to take place, right? RIGHT.
3. A 'wardrobe malfunction'-slash-nip slip kinda scenario.
We're not gonna be happy unless someone pulls a Janet Jackson/JT and unleashes a bit of nipple onto the world. Perhaps Hazza could reveal ALL FOUR? But we'll settle for Taylor Swift or something...
SHE'S LOVING IT, BABES.
4. Someone cutting James Corden short, Kanye-stylee.
There was loads of drama when Jamesy cut Adele's acceptance speech short last year, so this time round we're hoping someone gets all Kanye West on his ass and cuts HIM short. "We're gon' let you finish, Jimmy, but Adele had one of the BIGGEST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME" etc. etc.
5. Drunk Direction.
THIS PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
Other stuff we wanna see includes a Justin Trousersnake/Bieber duet with them popping onto the stage on those exciting toaster-y things popstars use and a performance from UP AND COMING POP SENSATION Jenn D.
We were gonna do ten, but they're arriving on the red carpet and looking shamaze and...AGH WE JUST CAN'T. What do you think? Anything you wanna see? Comments please.