Includes Harry Styles biting on Liam Payne's tackle. Yup.
While we could watch One Direction twerking, ballroom dancing and candy thong-nibblin' all day long (and sort of do), we're still waiting for the biggie. Yup - this summer Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Harry Styles and Zayn Malik are making the transition from actual massive popstars to the big screen with their 3D movie This Is Us. And we can't frickin' wait.
So far we've had the poster, a few cheeky shots and talk of the lads showing off their 'private parts' in the film...and now we have a SNEAK PEEK TRAILER. AGH and GAH. Let's take a look what's going on.
1. Zayn Malik and Niall Horan get slightly confused over the concept of miso soup in Tokyo.
2. Harry Styles visits his old bakery and Barbara is amazing.
3. Something involving shirtless Liam Payne and a watermelon.
4. Something involving shirtless Zayn.
5. Something involving SHIRTLESS AND PANTLESS PAYNIS.
6. Hazlan getting to grips with Niall's rod on a camping trip.
7. Styles on some form of digger.
8. Campfire-related shenanigans a la A Year in the Making. AWW.
9. Harry nibbling Liam's tackle. Yuhuh.
LET'S WATCH IT.
What d'ya reckon? Violently shaking? Yelping inside? Comments and stuff, please.