Oh but it is, we can’t lie to you lot for more than an intro.

So here goes, two of the hottest boy bands around and one burning question: which is hotter? Are The Wanted’s rough and ready, drunken antic loving ways everything you need to get your pulse racing; or do One Direction’s cheeky baby faces and up to no good smirks make you say YES PUR-LEASE!

Let’s find out by putting them to a Lad War, BOSH!

 

Harry Styles - the only boy to inspire us to ditch the hair straighteners.

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Max George and his abnormally pretty eyes. Ah.

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Can't help but love the cheeky Irish charms of Nial Horan!

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Siva Diva we heart you and your Blue Steel ways.

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Liam Payne, the reserved, non farting charmer of One D. Or so we're led to believe.

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Tom Parker, yum, nom and hmmmm.

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Louis Tomlinson a man we love almost as much as he loves espadrilles.

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Jay McGuiness could quite possibly be our favourite member of any boy band EVER.

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Zayn Malik, defining tall dark and handsome since 2010.

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Nathan Sykes is quite possibly too cute (soz Nath)!

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Yes Harry you're still sexy, even when you look like a div.

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Not even those leather pants can put us off the brilliance of Max. Kind of...

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Is this your attempt at smouldering Niall?

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Crouching Siva hidden dragon.

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Even his wave is sexy...

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LOVE. HIS. EYES.

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Louis smiles, safe in the knowledge he'll always be sexier than 98% of the world's population.

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OI JAY! PLEASE GO OUT WITH US? Go on, you know you want to, or maybe you don't but we don't really care.

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Wow Zayn, strong wave too. Is there anything you can't do?

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Hey you with the pretty face!

That was fun wasn't it? Pic after pic after pic of The Wanted and One Direction. But exactly which band IS hotter? We just don't know and that story was far too much like hard work for us to have the energy to decide, so you lot go ahead and tell us. Cheeaahhs.