Well. We're not really sure where to start with this one... We all knew that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson shared a special kind of love. Their bromantic passion is so strong that they've already created Larry Stylinson out of their intense feelings for each other. It's full on.
This we knew. We didn't expect Louis to start revealing the more intimate details of their relationship this early on though. We thought maybe he'd wait until Harry cheated on him with a footballer and Louis could cash in with a kiss 'n' tell.
Or story of willy whacking, as this seems to be.
"Harry likes to pull his trousers down," Louis told Celebs On Sunday.
"You do Harry, you're always getting your bum out.
"I've been asleep before and Harry has hit me round the head with his penis.
"It actually wrapped around my whole face. Who wouldn't be envious of that?"
We're surprised he didn't get whiplash.
The One Direction boys didn't waste any time getting their kit off with each other when they were bundled together in the X Factor house.
Click next to see what Niall Horan had to say about the boys getting their clothes off...
"We all saw each other naked within the first two days [of the X Factor]," says Niall.
"When you share a bathroom there's no getting away from it - at least it was over and done with.
"But Harry was the first to get 'em off."
That Harry Styles hey? By the sounds of things he's always naked. Check out this evidence;