Unless you were dragged away to an alternate universe that doesn't have TV shows, hot boybands, or z-list celebrities trying to revive their careers through novety ice-skating, you'll know that One Direction performed TWO WHOLE SONGS on Dancing On Ice this weekend.

First up they donned some shiny suits to sing What Makes You Beautiful live during the... er, skate-en-masse? (That's almost definitely what that part of the show is called.)

Then it was straight off for a very serious chat about One Direction having a skate to Shaggy, which - to put it mildly, would be THE BEST DAY EVER.

After their performance Niall skipped off to go and watch Olly Murs with JLS, Harry went out on the town... and we're not sure about the rest of them. Their pre-recorded performance of One Thing was played during the results show / skate-off / apres-skate / whatever.

Were you watching last night?

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