So Liam Payne is STILL touching his willy...

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We’ve pointed out before that One Direction's Liam Payne really enjoys grabbing his crotch. We’re not sure what the reason behind it is; it could be nerves, jungle worms, or maybe Niall Horan wasn’t joking when he said Liam was smuggling a crow down there.

We thought that perhaps LP would grow out of the habit and reserve touching is willy for alone times or when he and Niall are kicking back after the gym; how wrong we were. The Paynester took his wandering hands all the way to America and let them have their wicked ways in front of SNL, iCarly and Kids’ Choice Awards audiences.

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We wouldn’t be proper journalists if we didn’t show you the evidence, so click next to see Liam giving his Paynis some loving.

 
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We admire how Liam inspires other hands to get in on the action.

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There's the money shot.

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A homage to Michael Jackson?

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Now that's definitley a scratch.

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The scratch is closely followed by cupping. Nice.

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Not even trying to hide the fact his touching his Paynis. We love.

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Harry had to have words after the iCarly performance. It was awkward.

So there you have it, even more Liam Payne willy touching. Now go and do something important like cancel Third World debt to cancel out how shallow this story is.

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