One Direction took their big shiny boy-toys along to the Men In Black 3 premiere in New York last night, where they practiced shooting off for the cameras, and pretending they didn't care that some had bigger equipment than others.

Seriously. Check out Liam's compared to Niall's. No contest.

one direction at the men in black 3 premiere

The boys all donned some sharp looking suits for the occasion, with Harry getting to add a little bt of a spin to his usual blazer, Zayn in a Bradford Bad Boy™ leather jacket, Liam opting for a sensible waistcoat (obvs), Louis rocking the braced look, and Niall... dressed a bit like a vicar. But a fit one.

Are we allowed to say that?

one direction at men in black 3 premiere

"Had a lot of fun at the MIB3 premier tonight..film is great," tweeted Harry.

"Always nice to see @benwinston and @JKCorden too...they look fiiiine in suits."

zayn malik and harry styles at men in black 3 mib premiere

Niall was as enthusiastic as ever, tweeting "What a great night ! MIB 3 premiere, great after party, will and jaden up there rappin ! Great t see @JKCorden and @benwinston tonight too!"

After a sensible; "mib3 was amazing go nd watch it met a lot of cool people tonight had a great time," from Liam.

liam payne from one direction at the men in black premiere

Standard.

Start clicking next to see the droolsome close-ups of the boys from the red carpet. YUMTIMES.

 

 

liam payne louis tomlinson and harry styles at men in black

Very much enjoying Louis Tomlinson. Now, forever, and always.

Sigh.

louis tomlinson form one direction at the men in black premiere

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zayn malik from one direction in leather jacket at men in black premiere

Jesus, Zayn's hair's grown at least another 2cms since we last measured it. At LEAST.

 

niall horan from one direction at men in black premiere

See what we mean about the hot vicar? Who's ready for a confession... (yeah, we know, we're on thin ice now)

 

harry styles from one direction at the men in black premiere

Is this a double-lapelled blazer? Or does he have two on? Or what?

Is anyone even looking further down than his face?

one direction at the men in black 3 premiere

Louis Tomlinson talks taking pictures of his "weiner"

Zayn Malik getting flashed = priceless

Let's all play the One Direction Tell Me A Lie game!