Yes Louis Tomlinson is a total hottie. Yes he is in One Direction. And yes he has a bum we want to bite. But above all these awesome traits is one overriding quality – Louis is frickin’ sassy, y’all.

And where better to celebrate The Sassy One’s sass than right here on Sugarscape? Click next for a fabulous journey of attitude...

 

 

 

Lou stole a pig's foot, so the hell what?

“I borrowed it, and then got caught for borrowing it, yeah... We had to give it back because they rang up management and cried about it... They’re lucky we didn’t nick a full pig.”

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He doesn't even care that The Wanted could kick his sassy ass.

“We are hoping that they’ll still get on with us, because, you know, there is potentially a spot on our arena tour for them to support us... I was going to say something rude then. Or something sexual. But that’s something The Wanted would say.”

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Give Zayn more attention than Louis and get this sassy little look:

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Don't mess with his gal, y'all.

"Truth of the matter is its actually not funny in the slightest. I'm reading through some horrible tweets very p***ed off!"

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“Just listening to Christina Aguilera's song ‘Hurt’”.  - Of course you are, babe.

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Oh God, he's like so classy...

“No taking pictures of my wiener! I think it’s a bit childish and immature to do that sort of thing, to be honest.”

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“Imagine me with a blonde curly wig – that would be funny.”  The Sassy One loves a new look.

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Mess with Luigi and he'll tell the world on your ass.

 

“Just had the worst customer service at @trecolori47. :( Only went to take my grandad out for dinner :( ”

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Bitch please, Lou's too fabulous to pack by himself...

“Massive thank you to @stanley_lucas for helping me pack up all my stuff today!!”

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A fan video made of sassy awesomeness, we can't stop laughing.

Oh god, writing this story had given us so much attitude we're snapping our fingers in strangers' faces. Nice.

IMAGES: LOUIS TOMLINSON BEBO AND PA.