We give One Direction some Take Me Home lyrics...

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Unless you’ve been living under a rock without Twitter or Sugarscape (oh God, what a cruel fate), you’ll know that One Direction have released the name of their album: Take Me Home.

Alright, cheeky.

Now anyone who knows anything knows that on an album there is always a title track (well, sometimes). So that (maybe) means there is definitely (but not completely) a song on the album called Take Me Home. Are you still with us? We feel like we’re losing you.

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We’ve given the boys their own verse each, with their own very special lyrics to help them really get their personalities across in the song.

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Liam Payne

Alright love, take me home it’s coming up to half past eight,

I want me cocoa and to wear me slippers, and the boys are a nightmare when they’re up this late.

If you like, we could make sweet lurve all night,

But I’ll have to call you Leona though, if that’s alright?

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Zayn Malik

Yo, you want this Bradford Bad Boi,

Take me home I’ll give you joi.

You can do what you like, I don’t care,

But just don’t even think of touching my hair.

I promise you I’ll give you all my love baby,

Except when the mirror on the ceiling steals my attention maybe…

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Niall Horan:

Take me home, yeah?

But you’d better have food there.

I’ll want some chicken, some chips, some Nando’s

Before you can get to see where this man goes.

Once my belly’s full you’ll have reason to cheer,

‘Cause oh yeah baby, DA PIMP IS HERE.

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Louis Tomlinson

If you want some sass,

You’ll need this ass,

Right in your life, don’t let this pass.

‘Cause I’m telling you bitch, you know the sitch,

This Sasquatch is sexy, fierce and fun,

Take me home and watch me shake my bum.

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Harry Styles:

Fancy a ride in my Range Rover, it’s the real deal lurve-mobile,

You can admire the leather interior while I take you on a tour of Primrose Hill.

I’d say stay the night, ‘cause I’m packing heat,

But in the morning be warned that your Twitter you’ll have to delete.

Oh and just one last thing I need to know about you,

Do you have some ID – I don’t go below thirty-two.

Well it’s safe to say that Savan Kotecha is safe in his job.

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