These days it's a rare find to see Harry Styles without Nick Grimshaw. If we saw either of them flying solo somewhere we'd feel like David Attenborough watching some kind of nearly extinct polar bear being born in the wilderness... or something.
ANYWAY, Harry popped in to bezzie Grimmers' Radio 1 show last night - one of the last late shows Grimmy'll be doing before he starts his prime slot on the Breakfast Show next week.
YOU GO NICK GRIMSHAW. FOUR FOR YOU NICK GRIMSHAW.
But that's kind of besides the point. What we're trying to tell you, in an overly articulated and unreasonably long-winded way - and that you perhaps are already aware of - is that Harry was looking BOOM TING in a London Loves LA t-shirt.
Despite being pawed by various large men.
Click next to see who was having a grab of Hazza's shoulder, and for an unashamed pervy close up of his face.
Harry's, not the large man. Although if that's what you're into then we can arrange something for later in the week, yeah?
LOOK, it's.... that guy!
OK, it being pretty early in the morning and us not having had our full intake of caffeine yet / being too lazy to Google, we can't confirm whether that's a big buff member of Harreh's security team, or just a niche One Direction fan.
Either way, we're enjoying his beard. Quite want to put paint on the end of it and create a masterpiece by getting him to swoosh his head over a large canvas.
Like this guy, he could be a dedicated eBayer, waiting outside in his green ensemble and West-Indian inspired gillet for Harry's autograph, which is set to make him a millionaire.
Or he could just REALLY like the Got To Be You video.
Who's to say. Boybands have a wider appeal than just teenage gals these days.
ANYWAY we'll stop babbling. Some pervy close ups of Hazmesiter Styles on the next few pages if you're into them.
Go on, there's another one on the next page.
Yep. No worries.
You can thank us in cheese strings this week, we're running low. To the usual address, if you wouldn't mind. Maybe a couple o' chocolate Yazoos if you're in a generous mood.