One Direction get TOWIE'D

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Don’t get us wrong, One Direction are pretty perfect as they are, in fact there’s not a lot we’d change about them.

However, there is one thing though that we feel is missing from the way the boys look. We’ve tried to see past it and pretend it’s not a problem for us, but it is Scapers, it is. People, 1D just aren’t TOWIE enough.

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We need them to be more fake tanned, more blonde, and quite frankly, we want them to have bigger boobs. So sue us. Rather than sit about and moan about it all we’ve decided to be active and do something about it. We’ve decided to make the change. Kind of like Obama.

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LIAM PAYEN TOWIE

Liam Payne is currently have a consultation so his boobs can be bigger than Lauren Pope's. The two are very competeitive.

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HARRY STYLES TOWIE

Clearly Harry Styles would be Miss Amy Childs, the only person on this earth who speaks slower than what he does.

Right babes, we're off down the Sugar Hut.

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