When we popped down to Capital FM's Jingle Bell Ball earlier this month, we could have asked the various gathered celebs some very serious, music related questions. WE COULD HAVE DONE.
Instead, we went down the Christmas based innuendo route and decided to ask the likes of Conor Maynard, The Wanted, Little Mix, Lawson, JLS and Cheryl Cole all sorts of smutty - but festive! - things.
Things like, 'how hard do you like your icing?', 'How generous will you be with your sack this year?' and 'Who would you like to help you erect your Christmas tree?'
YES WE ARE SERIOUS JOURNALISTS. SHUT UP.
While some of the celeb types got very on board with a bit of rudeness *cough* Conor *cough* others didn't really seem to realise that we were being pervy so and so's.
Yes Little Mix, Yes Rizzle Kicks - we are looking at you.
So there you have it - Andy Lawson loves a tart, Oritse enjoys deep filling - and Jade can go for 24 hours. Yikes.