If Zayn Malik's fringe wasn't enough proof that One Direction are going down like a big pile of sushi in Tokyo, they've also been on pretty much every TV channel describing all their Japanese adventures - which seem to involve singing lots of karaoke (probably not any Taylor Swift) and playing football with robots.

One Direction karaoke and play football with robots in Japan - VIDEOS

Frankly we have no idea going on in any of these vids - they are in Japanese after all. In fact even the lads have got involved speaking the local lingo and MAN they make it look hot.

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Saying that, if the screaming and general international reaction are anything to go by, we'd imagine it's along the lines of, "ARGHHH, look it's Harry Styles real life crotch. Can we touch it? I really want to touch it. AND RUB CUCUMBER ROLLS ON IT."

No? Just us then.

If anyone knows why she is waving a giant soft toy clock at them, we'd be very interested in the answer.

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The lads also held a fancy press conference for new album Take Me Home and Nialler confessed that he's fallen in love while in Japan. With a robot.

He didn't clarify whether it's male or female, but he didn't seem all that bothered as it apparently has fabulous ball skills.

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Oh HELLO Zayn and Harry doing sexy Japanese speaking.

Naturally Niall can't concentrate long enough and instead feels more at home talking about food. Don't get sushi down Nando's do you Goldilocks?

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If you enjoy a breeze around your nether regions as much as the lads, here's another vid of them arriving in Japan.

Our favourite bit is the man who appears to be stroking Louis on the head. He loves a tender caress.

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Turning up for a slightly confusing sounding music show, can we ask who Harry is having a wink at at the end there?


It looks like it might be at that girl, but maybe Paul was standing waiting in the wings..

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What do you think?