Just when you thought the totty train had stopped to let passengers off at Swoon Central...we have MORE One Direction pics from the BRITs. Yup, you can repay us later in chocolate and 1D merch. We're really after a sticker booklet.

Here's the boys saying some words with their mouths...

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...pouting...

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...and showing off their strange accessory choices. Lads, London Fashion Week called...it wants its insect brooches and weird neck ribbon thingies back ASAP. Cheers.

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SWOON SWOON SWOON SWOON, WE WANT YOU IN OUR ROOM.

Whaddaya think? Quite good looking, no?

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