As part of the One Direction fandom, a lot of things that seem completely obvious to you are actually quite confusing to the rest of the world. How do we know this?
Because we asked every single non-1D fan that we know (mums, dads, brothers, boyfriends, male friends, female friends, even one grandpa) if they have any burning questions for you lot.
And you know what? It turns out that they did - because you've been baffling the f*** out of them for years now.
Here's 16 Qs they'd really like you to answer ASAP please.
"A startling amount of you also seem to claim to have a daddy for a dentist. Why is that?"
"Why did my sister refuse to use spoons 'out of solidarity' for a while?"
"Why is the term 'carrot' an insult?"
"Who is Jimmy and what was he protesting about?"
"Who is Larry? Is he a member of the band?"
"Why does my daughter tell me that she has larents as well as parents? Is it some kind of insult?"
"Why did I used to see people screaming KEVIN at random pigeons in the street?"
"Why are y'all so angry at Modest?"
"Actually what is a Modest?"
"Do they tend to go on boats a lot because I hear a lot of things about ships."
"How can the band members be both babies and daddies?"
"What on EARTH is an Oh Tee Pee?"
"Is Zouis a pizza topping because it sounds like a pizza topping. Especially when you say it's rising. Like dough. Rising like dough."
"Why do y'all look haunted whenever the word 'hiatus' is mentioned?"
"Is Veronica Malik Zayn's sister because I find her very attractive."
"Hendall?" (That was literally all this person said. No elaboration. Just - 'Hendall?' Nobody in the fandom has the answer to that one, pal.)
"Why did you all claim to be called Georgia Rose for a while?"
"What does the 'af' in 1D af stand for?"