Okay, we're gonna be totally honest with you here - after 5 Seconds of Summer premiered their Amnesia lyric video last month, we weren't even sure our ovaries could physically cope with more punk rock perfection. Seriously, we'd never been that attracted to boys with writing on their faces since someone wrote 'COCK' on Percy from the postroom's forehead after the office Christmas party.

But then - last night - Ashton, Calum, Michael and Luke decided to send us into a massive fangirly mess as they premiered their new single's proper music video. And it's safe to say that, about 1745 views later, we're really not fine at all. Why? BECAUSE THIS:

1. The fact it's basically the history of 5SOS.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com
5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com
5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com
5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

2. GO HOME ASHTON UR DRUNK. YOU USED TO BE PROFESSIONAL.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com
5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

3. Every time Mikey looks like an actual human puppy dog.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

4. Cal-Pal waving his banana about like he just don't curr. In a trolley.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

5. Luke Hemmings getting his Twinkie out. Again, in a trolley.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

6. :P

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

7. The bit where it all goes all Beauty and a Beat.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

8. Luke playing with his balls.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com
5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

9. Just the fact that when Irwie smiles it looks like this.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

10. Michael just being all YOLO BITCHES YEAH I SWAG IT ON A CAR BONNET AND WHAT

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

11. Luke and Calum re-enacting our daily breakfast routine.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

12. The way his hair dances in the breeze.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

13. This bit.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

14. It's Michael Clifford underwater. It's every dream we've ever had realised. He's a mermaid.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

15. The snacking situation in general.

5SOS premiere Amnesia music video from the 5 Seconds of Summer album - 5SOS images - sugarscape.com

Let's watch it and sob into a pack of mini sausage rolls, shall we?

MAKE UP RUNNING DOWN OUR FACE.

What d'ya reckon, then? Still obsessed with the video? Comments please, you lot.

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Luke Hemmings sniffs his Twinkie in public in EXCLUSIVE still from 5SOS's 'Amnesia' video - PIC

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