Unless you've been living under some form of rock or, more likely, your wi-fi's been bollocks you'll know that Liam Payne still-of-One-Direction-but-currently-enjoying-a-break fame chucked a snippet of a brand new solo song on Instagram last weekend. And OH, it's good. Really urban, references a Bugatti Sport (which we think is a car) and stuff. Check it out if you somehow haven't already.
Anyway, it was our first *proper* hint as to the direction (literally no pun intended) Big Payno's gonna be going in when he puts himself out there as a solo artiste. So this got us thinkin' - what do we wanna see from Liam's solo career, eh? Really boring, negative people reckon there's gotta be at least one Gary Barlow to Harry Styles' Robbie Williams in the band, but we're just like 'nah.'
All four (well, five) of those lads have what it takes to be bloody massive; but what do we want Liam to come out with?
Basically we'd quite like:
1. Songs like this.
He'd totally suit the Nicholas Jerry Jonas vibe, don'tcha think? Or, like, early Justin Timberlake. Yessir.
2. A strong image.
Think Cheryl's 'Fight For This Love' harem pants/soldier get-up or Justin Bieber's platinum blonde barnet. He needs a STATEMENT style. We're thinking something along the lines of this:
Something that'll make him a cultural icon, y'know?
3. Alternatively, just ditch the clothing.
2016 could always be the year of the Payno shirtless selfie. Jus' sayin'.
4. OH OH OH, or a song like this.
Get that Juicy J jam, babes.
5. Dancing. Like, full-on choreography.
'Cos literally imagine.
6. A Ziam collab.
If this ridiculously amazing mash-up of solo Payno with Zayn's 'No Type' is anything to go by then YES PUHLEASE.
7. A solo Carpool Karaoke.
What d'ya make of that, then? Anything else you wanna see from the Paynis (vintage)? Tweet us over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, purlease. Gracias.
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