Well, it turns out that whilst we've been reading his every word intently, Uncle Simon Cowell is naaht at all bothered. So there you go.
Simon spoke about the 1D comments Zayn's been making at the London Britain's Got Talent auditions, telling Yahoo Celebrity UK: "I'm not interested in a single word he says, but I am interested in what he sings."
SIMON HAS SPOKEN.
On a more positive note, Uncle Si revealed that Zayn's solo music will be sweet sweet music to our ears, adding: "I've heard it, it's good, he's going to do well."
Don't tease us like this, Simon.
Elsewhere, Simon basically warned us that we're going to need some sort of trough to collect all the tears we're going to cry when One Direction's 'History' video is released, telling Yahoo Celeb UK: "I just saw the video last night and, God, it makes you feel emotional."
We need the tissues already.
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