Approximately 84 years later, Kanye West's finally announced the tracklisting for his brand new album Swish; which very much isn't a David Bowie covers record so EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.
Kanye took to Twitter to upload a pic of what we can only describe as a piece of A4 lined paper with some song titles scrawled on it; and we were drawn to two things. 1. How bloody bad is his handwriting and 2. 'KYLIE WAS HERE'? Is that a bonus track for the deluxe edition or--?
Alternatively is she actually gonna become a popstar now? Hmm.
Chucking the tracklist on Twitter, the ever-modest 'Ye said: "So happy to be finished with the best album of all time," before announcing that the the song titles look a little bit like this:
1. Nina Chop
2. Father Stretch My Hands
4. High Lights
5. 30 Hours
6. No More Parties in LA
9. Real Friends
We had to copy and paste that 'cos the handwriting was, at times, ineligible. So yeah.
What d'ya make of that, then? Excited to get those earholes of yours round Swish? Tweet us over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, purlease and a-thank you.
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