Tommo obviously tweeted that Briana Jungwirth had given birth to a 'healthy and pretty amazing' boy last Saturday, and now Josh has only gone and offered the kid free drumming lessons so he can channel his inner 1D drummer/Ashton Irwin/Harry Judd vibes.
We know he's literally two days old but you can never be too prepared, can ya? They grow up FAST.
Retweeting Louis' original tweet, Josh said: "Yes!!! Congrats brother, free drum lessons on me when he's old enough ;)" [sic]. Well drumming wouldn't be the worst path he could take, would it?
Meanwhile the DADDY that is Tommo and his new fam-a-lam found themselves at the centre of some ridiculous (read: amazing) rumours they've named their baby Conchobar this morning; which essentially proves this hiatus malarky's doing strange, unexplained things to our heads.
What d'ya make of that, then? Wanna see little Sydney Rain grow up to be a drummer? The name kinda has a 'popstar' feel about it, no? Any other career ideas for the two-day old kid? Tweet us over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, please and ta very much.
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