In case you somehow missed the news, One Direction are on hiatus rn. Y'know, like a break for an indefinite period of time 'cos they've been working their bollocks off for five years straight? Well despite the fact their rep's denied those rumours they're properly splitting approximately a gazillion times, Nick Grimshaw reckons they've 'split up.'
Oh, and obviously the internet went fifty shades of craaay cray when he uttered the words. Jesus.
So basically our Nicholas was having a chinwag with Rob Beckett on't radio; joking about his pal Harry Styles pulling a Veronica Malik and being ordered to grab him a coffee. Then it just came out. Like word vomit.
Chatting to Rob, Grimmy said: "I don't think he's been in sober. He don't come in any more. Definitely not now, not now they split up. I mean now they're on a break, sorry. That's what we're saying. A break, for 80 years."
Well hopefully it *won't* be 80 years, pal. That doesn't really bode well.
Nick also mentioned that the 1D boys have 'broken up' on this morning's BBC Radio 1 Breakfast Show, which could just be a slip of the tongue seeing as 'hiatus' is a hard word to say at about 7am. That must be it, right? RIGHT.
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