GUYS GUYS GUYS - the day is finally upon us and tonight the biggest names in pop will descend upon London's O2 Arena for the BRIT Awards 2016. As you're probably aware things never run *perfectly* smoothly (or, if they do, it's kinda boring); so we've chucked together a list of things we need to see at this year's ceremony.
All totally realistic, of course. Ahem.
With everyone from Justin Bieber and Little Mix to Rihanna and bloody Adele hitting the event this eve we reckon there's potential for loads of shiz to go down; no matter how ridiculous. Behold, lads and lasses, 16 things that have to happen at the BRITs 2k16. Otherwise we're gonna be properly disappointed, alright?
1. Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner presenting an award together.
Kendall's in London, Harry's very much in London, she never actually said he smells. Hendall can rise again, right?
2. Little Mix to win at least one award.
THIS IS THEIR TIME. 'Black Magic' was undoubtedly one of the tunes of the year and, yeah, it's up against One Direction's 'Drag Me Down' in the British Single and British Video categories but whatever.
3. While we're at it, can we get a Little Mix/Justin Bieber collab.
The BRITs are famed for their weird and wonderful collaborations (Dizzee Rascal and Florence and the Machine, anyone?), so this isn't totally out of the question. We can totally see him bopping round the stage to 'Black Magic' in his Calvin Kleins.
4. Rihanna's performing, right?
Everyone reckons she's gonna do 'Work' with Drake, but we're thinking another duet with MATT CARDLE. Proper X Factor 'Unfaithful' vibes. Think how much pussy he's gonna get.
5. All four of One Direction very much present.
So we know it's a long shot seeing as Niall Horan's lost somewhere in the world and Harry Styles is supposedly 'snubbing' the ceremony/boys (PAH), but this would be much appreciated. Harreh can also go for a wee any time he likes. Deal?
Also HI ZAYN.
6. Another Madonna Cape Gate.
Oh, WE SHOULDN'T LAUGH. Obvs don't want anyone to get hurt or anything, but totally wouldn't say no to the dramz.
7. Can Zayn Malik just be a surprise guest, please?
Sort of like that time Geri Halliwell AND the Spice Girls performed on the same night. IT'S POSSIBLE, people. We've seen it before.
8. The Weeknd in a Union Jack dress.
Whaaaat? He'd suit it. Also gender fluidity, anyone?
We'd also accept Justin Bieber in said Union Jack dress.
9. Some kind of 'Miuley, what's good?' debacle.
We don't even care who it's between, we just want something controversial af. Ideally involving Taylor Swift somehow.
10. Adele to perform on a flying unicorn.
'Cos literally how do you ever top 'Someone Like You' from a few years back, really?
What d'ya make of that, eh? Anything else you wanna see? Tweet us over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, please and taaaa very much.
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