When it comes to merchandise, 5 Seconds of Summer have that shit DOWN. And since the Sounds Live Feels Live tour has finally hit the UK we're totally ready to rock up to that merch stand and make it rain as if we're not, y'know, skint af. And our first purchase? The boys' awesome new signed (read: fake signed) posters.
Yup - on this leg Ashton, Calum, Luke and Michael have some super-cute new posters with the BEST messages on 'em. Loads of popstar-types sell 'signed' posters at their gigs; but these are next level y'all.
Check out Luke, posin' all manly and leaving the most understated message of the lot. He says: 'Let's have a good time, thanks for having us xx.' Oh the pleasure's all ours, pal.
Then there's Michael, who's obviously got loads to get off his chest. Not only did he write: 'YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BUY ANOTHER POSTER IN CASE YOU LOSE ONE. TRUST ME, I'M A DOCTOR.' Not that he wants a bit more pocket money or anything.
Oh, and apparently he signed it naked. Let's just imagine that for a second.
Ash is similarly witty and hiiiiilarious, saying: 'HEY! YOU CAME TO A SHOW? SORRY IF WE SUCKED. THANK YOU 4 COMING. IF YOU STICK THIS ON YOUR WALL I'LL STARE AT YOU FOREVER...'
Well we can't say no to that, can we? Also they bloody love a bit of upper case, no?
Then there's Calum, who's all like: 'I WANTED TO PHOTOSHOP MY FACE ON AN IGUANA BUT NO ONE WOULD LET ME.' Spoil sports.
We'll take fifteen of each.
What d'ya make of 'em, then? Gonna be plastering 'em all over your wall? Tweet us over @sugarscape, if you fancy. Cheers.
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