Short of "Kristen Stewart has secretly been sleeping with Justin Bieber and smiling into the mirror while she sings Disney songs," this is pretty much our dream headline, and we HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT UP. IT'S TRUE.

Earlier this year, Miley Cyrus teamed up Borgore for his track Decisions, and made an interesting (to say the least) sounding video for it.

She gave Rolling Stone all the juicy details;

miley cyrus and liam hemsworth

"That shit was crazy," she said.

"He [Borgore] walked into his hotel room, and it was people in the weirdest clothes you've ever seen.

"My fiancé was dressed as a unicorn – we make out in the video, which is very funny. It's just the most random group. We walk in and we're like, 'This feels like a party,' so it's dope."

liam hemsworth as a unicorn

This. THIS is the reason we're employed. Thank you Miley, thank you Liam. Thank you unicorns.

We'll leave you with that image. Sweet dreams.

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