Justin Bieber's transition from floppy-haired cutie to beautifully-quiffed hunk-of-man has played out before our very eyes, and it's been an emosh journey, hasn't it?
Now Biebs has just released brand spanking new track 'Lolly' avec rapper Juicy J, and it marks a *slight* shift in sound from the days of yelping 'baby, baby, baby noooo' (i.e. IT'S PURE UNADULTERATED FILTH).
Not only does J-Biebz RAP on the song (amaze), but he also 'spits' some hilarious lyrics. Amongst our faves since *that* fondue line, in fact.
BEHOLD THE BEST LINES, Y'ALL...
'She said she want my lolly, she wanna kiss the top'.
He means his penis. Do not be fooled.
'Got a piece of candy and it's all for you'.
Aww, that's very kind but we're gonna pass, Justin. We don't really know you and shan't be taking sweets from strangers.
'Goin’ Al Pacino like I’m at a casino, I’m all fancy yeah, I’m poppin’ Pellegrino'.
We think it's some kind of expensive drink.
Check out Biebs' new song here. WHAT would Selena say?
What do you think? Is he just offering us some kind of sweet product?