Ke$ha: 'I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself for Harry Styles' - Exclusive interview

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That Ke$ha's a bit of a crazy critter, isn't she? Not only has she SHUNNED toothpaste in favour of a bottle of Jack Daniels every bloody morning, but she also reckons she's psychic, has taken to drinking her own urine on reality telly show Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life and has been yapping on a bit about her love of a certain Mr. Harry Styles.

So when Ke-dollar sign-ha told us to give her a bell for a catch-up over the weekend we jumped at the chanc to get all the goss about said serious issues. What exactly has she been texting our Hazlan? What does she make of her pal Miley Cyrus's reinvention and how does she manage to shake those haters off? Let's find out.

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Oh hey gurl. How are you? Where are you right now?

Hey. I'm really good thanks, I'm in Sweden at the moment...

Amazing. Have you been to Ikea yet and played house like they do in (500) Days of Summer?

Haha, yeah I have actually. I love Ikea. I always do that.

Same, babes. SO your new single 'Crazy Kids' features - what's he like to work with?

Yeah, that song was so much fun to write because he's like a five-year-old and I'm like a five-year-old, so together it was just like really crazy, wild energy. He's hilarious, he's genius - I love him. The two of us together were like five-year-olds on speed running around together, up till 6am. It was fun.

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Love it. And what other tracks are you feeling at the moment? Thoughts on Miley Cyrus's new song and transformation?

I like it, it's *so* good.

And then there's the video. Twerking, taxidermy, BREAD...

Yeah, I like it. It's very weird - it's kind of abstract art. It's a really cool video.

Agreed. The only thing that pisses us off a bit is that she's said she wants to forget her older stuff. We love 'Party in the U.S.A.'

Oh my God, 'Party in the U.S.A. is one of my jams. I definitely put that song on whenever I wanna get pumped and go out with my friends. I am NOT embarassed about.

Incredible. So there's something we just have to bring up with you. Harry Styles. Weren't you texting him? Tell us everything, Ke$ha.

I'm just a fan. I think he's an attractive young man and that's really all I can say. I mean...he reminds me of a young Mick Jagger. I dunno, there's something about that mouth.

There is indeed. Would you kick him to the curb if he didn't look like Mick Jagger?

Haha. I would not kick him to the curb for SURE.

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But you have been texting him, right?

Yeah - I mean we were texting because we have, like, some mutual friends and blah blah blah, but it was nothing sexual.

So he didn't take a dirty picture for you, then?

Haha. Oh my God, no. I wish he did. I'd like him to.

Wouldn't we all? Now you've been causing a bit of a stir with your reality show Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, haven't you?

Yeah - well the TV show's a lot of fun 'cause it was my brother making it, so it's literally no bullsh*t.

Amazing. And what's all this drinking your own urine malarky about?

I mean honestly, it's my pee. I'll do what I want with it. I'm not telling anyone else to drink it.

Was Refreshing? wasn't that bad but I probably wouldn't suggest it. I'm very hydrated, so my pee is pretty clean - but it's still pretty disgusting. I wouldn't suggest you did it.

Everyone really kicked off about it, didn't they?

Yeah, everyone got so hot and bothered. I was rolling around, like, anally probing people. They got so upset. It's's my pee, I'll do what I want with it and I'm not harming anyone. It's actually very healthy for you.

Exactly, babes. So - moving on - what do you think when people diss your rather interesting style? Do you shake the haters off? We'd imagine you're that type.

Honestly, I think people are gonna hate on me no matter what I do, so I can't really give a sh*t. I tell my fans to give the haters the finger so I have to lead by example. Sometimes people are really mean, but I just give them the finger and do what the fu*k I want.

Go, gurl. So...where's the weirdest place you've ever found glitter on your body?

In my...


Haha. How about my underboob? under my boob.

How did it get there, Ke$ha? Was it Harry Styles again?

Haha. I also get glitter in my buttcrack like every single show. I took a picture last time.

Instagram it. Get a filter on it.

Oh my God NO WAY. I would never. Actually, maybe I would. But I'm gonna try not to.

And have you ever sent a dirty picture to anyone, babycakes?

No, man. I'm an angel. I'm a virgin.

Did you hear that? That was the sound of Sugarscape HQ laughing at you saying you're a virgin...

I'm a virgin, yup. I'm saving myself for Harry Styles.

Amazing. How many people do you reckon Harry Styles has actually slept with? It's gotta be quite a lot...

I don't know, you know. I don't know that much about his sex life.

You've actually met him though, right?

Yeah, I've met him briefly. He's so cute, ah. I like them all, I'm just not on a first name basis with them yet. I just like Harry 'cause he looks like Mick Jagger and he's cute.

Cheers, schnookums. No go off and do something crazy. If you can't be good, be careful.

What do you make of all this? Comments please...

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