Here at Sugarscape HQ, we're firm believeers that all that matters in life are fit boys, a severe lack of clothing, a good sing-song and a well-stocked biscuit tin. So WHAT ARE THE CHANCES that Justin Bieber's brand new music video features a) a fit boy, b) very little in the way of clothing and c) a song called All That Matters? It's like it was meant to be.
No sign of biscuits, unfortunately - but three out of four ain't bad. And they probably feature more heavily in the director's cut.
Anyway, yeah. In a bid to show the world he's grown up and very proud of it thank you very much, el Biebo's chucked the video for one of those #MusicMondays tracks on the internet...and it's saucier than Niall Horan's bloody Nando's.
Shirtlessness? Check. Thrusting? Check. Actual kissing? CHECK. Check it out below.
OH NO WAIT WRONG ONE.
Gah. We don't know where to look.
What d'ya reckon? It's not exactly Somebody to Love, is it? Comments please.