We know we've been joking about recruiting someone in MI5 to hack into 5SOS's recording database and send us an illegal download of 'Girls Talk Boys' for ages, but we never actually considered putting our plan into motion.
Mainly because it's, you know, morally wrong - and something the guys are bound to be a bit disappointed at considering they've put a lot of hard work into making sure plans for it's release run smoothly.
But, as tends to happen with any 5SOS single, some cyber outlaw has managed to worm their way into the bands musical database, leaking the track for the whole world to hear. Basically, Calum's jumper sums up the perpetrator.
If you're wondering how the band took this bad news, they took to Snapchat to unleash a whole torrent of emotion, making us think they'd be absolute liabilities to have around in an emergency.
As for Luke, his AGONISING SILENCE makes us think he's either hunting the perpetrator down as we speak, or he's busy covering up his tracks as the operation's criminal mastermind.
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