Grammy award winning Flight of the Conchords are this year’s comedy craze and we’re loving them…


These lyrics are so side-splitting, laugh out loud funny that you better make sure you’re not surrounded by strangers when you read them - otherwise you might find yourself getting a few funny looks

We found it a tricky task to decide which song to share with Sugarscaper’s, but Inner City Life came up tops. Let us know which one is your fave.

Check out their other hilarious songs here.


 

Oh and watch the latest vid before you read on!

 

Inner City Life taken from Flight of the Conchords new album

“Inner city life.
Inner city pressure.
The concrete world is starting to get ya.
The city is alive, the city is expanding.
Living in the city can be demanding.
You pawned everything, everything you owned.
Your tooth brush jar and a camera phone.”

Wow a selling tooth brush jar – times must be hard!

“You don't know where you're going.
You cross the street, you don't know why you did.
You walk back across the street.
Standing in the sitting room.
Totally stint. And your favourite jersey is covered in lint.
You want to sit down but you sold your chair.
So you just stand there. You just stand there...
(YOU JUST STAND THERE!)”

For anyone that’s wondering lint is fuzzy fluff that accumulates on fabrics - that’s according to wikipedia anyway!

“Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11.
From a quarter past six til a quarter to seven.
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me.
Hey man, I just want some musely.”

The random musely statement just makes it  more funny.

“You know you're not in high finance.
Considering second hand underpants.
Check your mind, how'd it get so bad?
What happened to those other underpants you had?”

Eww second hand pants; do charity shops really sell them?

“So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute.
Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute.
Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this.
Looks like you'll never be a concert flutist.”

Desperate times sometimes call for desperate measures, but surely this is going too far?