Rihanna's getting her sexy on once again in her new perfume advert.
QUICK! WATCH IT BEFORE IT GETS BANNED!
Ooh we're starting to sound a bit like dirty old men over here...ah well. It won't last.
So, what happens in this sexy video then? Well, it's 2 minutes long which is a bit lengthy for a perfume advert, so we'll kindly break it down for you if you just don't have the time to watch it. If you do have time then it's at the bottom of this page you skippy skipster.
Right, so first she's lying in a massive, pulsating flower - or fleur, as the perfume name would suggest - in a sexy pose. Obvs. She then emerges from it in a bit of a ballet-esque fashion and prances around a garden for a bit.
Then, what's this? Hello? You look a bit like...oooh, two Rihannas! Two Rihannas are always better than one Rihanna. Remember that.
So yeah, Ri-Ri comes across a strategically placed mirror in the garden (of course) and sees a reflection of herself in a black outfit, which obviously means that's the baaaaaad Rihanna, and the good Rihanna is wearing the floaty pink thing. Gottit? Good.
Then some swirly writing comes up and says 'Bad feels so Good.'
Once she's crossed over to the sexy baaaad side she has a little sexy skip through a maze, which we like because it makes us think of Harry Potter - the one with Robert Pattinson in. We're nothing if we're not Harry Potter and Robert Pattinson fans. Nothing at all.
Then she's attacked by a SIX HANDED MAN BEAST! But it seems to get her off a bit, so we won't leap in immediately to try and rescue her and just end up spoiling all her fun.
But the six-handed man beast seemes to give Rihanna some extra hand growing powers too, and all sorts of extra limbs pop up out of nowhere and give Rihanna a right good touching up. Which, again, she seems to quite enjoy. She rubs the perfume all over herself and makes some sexy mouth movements.
It's all very sexy.
Here's the actual video for your viewing delights.
What are your viewing delights and thoughts?
Too sexy? Not sexy enough? Weird? Wrong? Right?