He's looking as classy as we wish we were
Alas, this isn't some scandalous breaking news story about Robert Pattinson being up to all kinds of things with the girlband Belle Amie, but it IS a story where we just show you new pictures of him in his upcoming film Bel Ami.
Sorry to all the saucepots who feel misled. You can get back to what you were doing now.
Anyway, CHECK OUT HIS HAIR.
Sure, he looks all kinds of suave and sophisticated, but we can't help but feel like he needs a good wash.
Rob plays Georges Duroy, and the film's said to be "a chronicle of a young man's rise to power in Paris via his manipulation of the city's most influential and wealthy women"
Which we're guessing means that Rob's character sleeps around a lot to try and get ladies in big dresses to do things for him.
Couldn't one of those things have been 'go hither to ye olde chemiste and fetch thyself some dry shampoo'?
Bel Ami releases in the UK March 2012.