Dear Nan, today at work we decided to screen grab and write a story about 1D’s crotches.
Oh Scapers, we’re not going to dress this story up as being something that’s not perverse, immature and a bit gross. You know us better than that.
And we know you too, so can you just please, please, pleeaasse join us in laughing at One Direction’s bulges in this shot from the One Thing vid.
Hahahaha, see it’s funny isn’t it?
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... willies...
OK thanks for letting us share that with you, we promise to offer you something more profound for your next reading.