Dear Scapers, imagine if you can some bloke sitting in a pub somewhere, pint in one hand, cigarette in the other, maybe some pork scratchings on the side. He’s looking at pictures of girls with their boobs out. Suddenly he stumbles across one of Cheryl Cole and says the following:
“Cheryl Cole is hot. I would just like to watch her work.
“Preferably cleaning things on the floor. Picking up stuff on the floor. Bending over.”
“Euuugggghhhhh”, you’d say, shuddering as you ran away from the old pervert.
Now take the gross man out of the equation and replace it with the image of Rihanna talking to Esquire.
Yup those words are straight from the mouth of Ri-Ri, she’s well desperate to see what Chezza’s bum looks like when she’s bent over.
We’d just like to go for a cuppa with her. Each to their own.